See You at Dunkin’

Background: I had been writing back and forth on Jdate with “Moishe” for a couple of weeks, and he FINALLY asked me out!  I said yes, and then we started talking details.dunkin donuts

He emailed..

“wanna meet for a coffee and chat and then if we click maybe we can hang out somewhere

if you would like that Dunkin donuts in natick is good”

(He lives in Framingham, which is 5 minutes from Natick.  I live in Brookline, 45 minutes away.)

My Thoughts:  Sure, the location that’s closest to YOUR house, and NOWHERE near me? How about you come to meet me?  Or, even half way?  Chivalry is NOT dead!

And, Dunkin’ Donuts?  I love you, Dunkin’, but you’re not a great atmosphere for a date.  It IS a down economy, but maybe splurge on Starbucks?  I know, I’m asking a lot.  There are usually Starbucks on every corner — here’s a map if you need help locating one.  🙂

My Response: “I’m really sorry, but I’m feeling sick today, so won’t be able to get together. I’ll let you know when I’m better and can get together.”

(By the way, while I was searching for an image for this post, I came across this photo.  Maybe he thought this was me?  Well, THAT would explain his desire for Dunkin!)

dunkin nudie


  • Looks like the nude woman in the fake (?) Dunkin Donuts ad has loose bowels…

    • Anonymous

      Oh boy, I didn’t even think of that.

      • Did I write this? DISQUS claims I did, so I must have… the Internet has a better memory than I do. 🙂

        • RidiculousDatingStories

          🙂 Yes you did!

    • DBseide

      That’s funny and gross, Jack wins!

      • Anonymous

        OK people, let’s keep it clean! Especially if I’ve been on a date with you… well, you know what I might do next! 🙂

  • Jim Evans

    Oh crap . . . now I can’t eat Dunkin Donuts any more.

  • Radz21

    And I was thinkin’ I’d be headin’ to Dunkins later…hot chick on a chocolate glazed donut? What could be better?

    • Anonymous

      Nice, Stacy!