Tape Measure

This is the first guest post on this site by a man!  Thanks Brett for submitting your story.  If you’d like to be next (women AND men!), see the Contribute page and complete the short form!

This is one of my favorite dating stories.  I am an over 6 foot tall Jewish man (not a lot of us out there).  A woman that I was chatting with on Jdate did not believe I was over 6 feet tall and tells me that all men lie about their height.   I understood that, if you were a man at 5’7 or so.   She asked me if it would be ok if she brought a tape measure to the date to measure my height.  I thought – a little bizarre – but – why did I care?  We get together for dinner and one of the first things she does is take out the tape measure and measures me penis measurement– I pass the height test.  The night goes on, we are having a good time, I am thinking to myself – nice, friendly, good looking, charitable, etc and then comes the awkward part of the date.   The question after – what do you do for work, family, travel, etc was “WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE?”

I answered her question “Size 15” and after that, I felt like she was looking at me as a piece of meat.

After talking about other things for a while she comes back to the shoe size thing again. The next questions are priceless – “Can I measure your feet?” – OK and the BIG question (lol) “Can I measure your…”

I think that most men would find this flattering and thinking…wow…I am getting lucky tonight.  That question quickly ended the date.   I paid for dinner and went home.

I have run into this woman at events and we do not talk – she looks at me, she looks at my feet, she looks at my groin, smiles and walks away.

 

  • http://twitter.com/tangon Ben Margolis

    Great ending

    • Anonymous

      Thanks! :-)